curiouser and curiouser

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Hi i'm melissa :)
i'm an awkward taco so lets be friends

(Source: deepthroatmom, via sitilinski)

— 2 hours ago with 19404 notes

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

(via phukers)

— 2 hours ago with 88401 notes

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

(via spoken-not-written)

— 2 hours ago with 75534 notes

spoken-not-written:

curlspray:

sixpenceee:

Who else can’t seem to stop shaking their leg?

That is called ‘Restless-Leg-Syndrome’. People who have it tend to sleep worse and suffer from depression.

well then

— 2 hours ago with 55844 notes
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via spoken-not-written)

— 2 hours ago with 5925 notes
*my mom on the phone with my dad*
Mom:yeah I would have done that but I had to take your daughter to get woman products at the store instead
Mom:NO SHE'S NOT PREGNANT. WHAT THE FUCK
Mom:what do you mean you've heard things?
Mom:she wanted to fuck 4 Aussies? rick honey i don't even think she knows any Aussies so don't worry
Mom:yes it would be cool to have grand kids with that accent
MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS PREGNANT WITH ONE OF 5SOS'S KIDS I CANT BREATHE
— 2 hours ago with 1064 notes

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

(via unescapable)

— 3 hours ago with 53162 notes