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Hi i'm melissa :)
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hoodlessclifford:

LUKE DOES THIS THING WHERE HE TILTS HIS HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SMILES CHEEKILY LIKE A NAUGHTY 5 YEAR OLD I CANT BREATHE

i’m so done

so fuCKING DONE WITH LUKE 

— 4 hours ago with 11000 notes

" Hi I’m Luke, 13, Mexico."

(Source: vodkaxirwin)

— 4 hours ago with 4550 notes

5sos with their kids

luke's daughter:daddy can you give me ceweal?
luke:wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERE'S THE CEREAL
ashton:I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART
ashton's son:*giggles uncontrollably*
calum's son:*walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here you go
luke's daughter:*blushes*
calum:look at my son, picking up chicks like-
luke:continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off
michael's son:daddy uncle luke said balls hehe
michael:there's nothing to cut bc uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*
calum:god michael ur such an asshole
ashton's son:daddy what's an asshole
ashton:oh my god where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID
luke:stop screaming jesus christ
luke's daughter:*counts cheerios as she eat them* one... two... thwee...
michael's son:ur a loser lol
michael:that's my son right there
luke:oh jeez not again
calum's son:daddy did you get another tattoo
calum:yeah but don't tell mom
calum's son:but you can't hide that
calum:not if you wear a sweater, son
luke's daughter:DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word -AN ASS
luke:whERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
all the kids:uncle calum
luke:*glares at calum*
michael's son:daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
ashton:oh my god where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER
calum's son:isn't that my daddy's job
calum:nice one *high fives son*
luke:why did it reach this point all I did was ask ash from some damn cereal
luke's daughter:daddy what does damn me-
ashton:no need to learn that word child, no need
— 4 hours ago with 25702 notes

vogue-hearts:

if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.

(via userbar)

— 5 hours ago with 13917 notes

photik:

plixar:

he’s a happy puppy

this makes me a happy human.

(via gnarly)

— 5 hours ago with 101040 notes

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls, via indecisive-decisionss)

— 5 hours ago with 237044 notes
acoustic-cal:

theepenguinluke:

Literally my life summed up in one gif
Oh no I’m sad. Oh wait I’m fab don’t care. And repeat

yes

acoustic-cal:

theepenguinluke:

Literally my life summed up in one gif

Oh no I’m sad. Oh wait I’m fab don’t care. And repeat

yes

(via cliffordanger)

— 5 hours ago with 9095 notes

calumsfro:

*Car screeching noises*

LUKE HEMMINGS

*heavy footsteps*

YOU

*falling noise*

HAVE

*knocks down door*

A NICE

*pushes past your mother who’s freakin out*

FUCKING

*grabs your shoulders*

ASS

*faints*

— 6 hours ago with 3 notes